REALLY COOL questions about comic books

1. marvel or dc?? why? Well, DC made Superman, and he’s like GOD in my books, so I guess I’ll go with DC, even though Marvel’s got the X-Men, who take a collective DUMP on the Justice League AND the Avengers, so…. I dunno. I rather like Poison Ivy, Catwoman, and Wonder Woman. I wanted to BE Catwoman. That puts major brownie points in DC’s pocket, too. Dang.
2. favorite male character? Superman. I think he DEFINES superhero–the super’s in his effing name, for crissakes.
3. favorite female character? Catwoman. That catsuit and that WHIP! ^0^ She makes Batman look shameful; how do you let that woman foil you time and time again? Moron.
4. would you rather be an xmen or avenger? DEFINITELY an X-Man. I always loved that comic, and the cartoon series especially. When the movies came out I was gagging on the floor; I loved them, even if I was a tad confused; the all black suits made it hard to tell who was who without the gaudy costumes.
5. what would your mutant superpower be? Even though they’re mother and son, I always thought Mystique should get with a mutant very much like Nightcrawler and have another son that had ALL of their combined powers, to be the MASTER of disguise. Mystique could go straight for an arc or two, or something, and since Rogue’s technically her “daughter” then her new son could team up with Rogue and unite the family. One of my more acid-tripping induced fantasies. XD
6. would you want to live in a universe where superheros/villains existed? Universe? Sure. City? NO. How do those extras ever make it? Those bodies start getting slung into cafes and office towers at random, shrapnel and rubble is flying all over the place, and there’s still people walking around at the end of the fight; incredible! SMH.
7. who do you think has the coolest superpower? Superman, duh! Mofo’s got it all; I don’t understand how villains even DARE to approach him, ready to fight. Booboo; you’re not ready. The man kicks butt on land, sea, water, space, the Sun, Moon, Heaven, Hell, the 7-Eleven on the corner…. His trapezius muscles ripple through his shirt. And he can fly. Underwater. Just not on Krypton.
8. favorite story arc? *brain fart*
9. what would you do if you had a superpower? would you keep it to yourself? HOW can you keep it to yourself? People are bound to tell SOMEONE. And I can’t keep secrets very well. If I was a villain I’d be notorious, definitely Most Wanted across the globe, so then I might have to keep a low profile. I am too selfish to be much of a hero, and I’m such a wench that I’d probably start charging for my services. Not the people I save, mind you, but the government. Since I’d be like SWAT, the CIA, FBI, Special Ops, MI5, the KGB, the Mafia, the Mob, AND Oprah all in one.
10. who would win in a 1v1 fight: iron man or captain america? That’s the most useless question on the planet, steroids against limitless technology–better this one, who would win: Iron Man or Batman? XD THERE’S a battle. *Iron Man, cough cough* >_>
11. which character do you wish didn’t exist? Batman. Lame rich spoiled emo-wannabe brat. No–Spiderman. I like Spiderman even less than Batman. I like the Fantastic 4 more than Spiderman. I like Supergirl more than Spiderman. I LOOOOOVE Venom, though–scary scary scary scary! I also strongly dislike SHIELD–more specifically, Hawkeye and Black Widow, especially in the movies. I’m bored. More steroids. How is that super? The Incredibles are super. Not them.
12. favorite villain? Depends on if you consider Catwoman a villain. If not, then I love Poison Ivy. And I ALWAYS loved Faora/Ursa, and of course from Superman 2 and the new Man of Steel – kick. his. ARSE, she-b!tch of the future. I LOVE female villains. XD But Mr. Luthor was always interesting, too. Also, as I said before I was particularly fond of Venom vs Spiderman. And Magneto and his gang are AWESOME against the X-Men.
13. favorite extraterrestrial character? (ie. superman, thor) Superman! ^0^
14. lamest superpower? Oh god where to start? There’s TONS of not-so-super heroes just FLOODING Marvel AND DC.
15. which character do you think should get a movie? (besides hawkeye and wonder woman bc literally everyone wants that) WONDER WOMAN, because I said so. 8) Naw, just kidding *not* XD I don’t know; maybe they should give Mystique her own movie, and throw her girlfriend Destiny in there. But they already messed up the stories of Nightcrawler and Rogue in the movies. Ah well. I’d just love to see an openly gay/lesbian superhero out there.
16. worst outfit ever? WHERE TO START. T_T I love Superman, but that era of undies over tights was just WRONG. Way too many superheros had super tragic outfit designers; someone ought to be flayed alive. I’ll tell you who had the best outfit, though: STORM. Urgh, she’s gorgeous. Storm was always my favorite X-Lady. I liked Rogue’s look, too, but that girl was way too angsty. No, I looooooved me some Storm–Halle Berry looked like her, true, but I think Angela Bassett would’ve acted the CRAP out of Storm, personally.

REALLY COOL questions about comic books