Found these on my dash and I NEED to do something non-productive with my time.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Grey eyes, with dark hair. Gets me every time. Or just brown eyes and dark hair.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
Milk chocolate, unless it’s Hershey’s Cookies and Cream candy bars, which are YUMMY.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
NINJAS, of course. 8) But in all seriousness, pirates had guns and naval capabilities (and scurvy) and a skeleton army. So I’d pray the ninjas find Naruto REAL quick, or they’re going down. Way cooler than pirates, but the devil must sometimes be given his due.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
A snow leopard, and a massive amounts of peacocks – I kid you not. I live by a zoo where they let the peacocks roam free, and I SWTG I’ve been SO tempted to scoop up one or two of the babies and stuff them into my bag.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
I listened to a lot of Madonna in the 80s-90’s (my mom’s fault) and I will say this till I die: Madonna was Lady Gaga before Lady Gaga was Lady Gaga. Gwen Stefani, too. Before Youtube and viral and mp3s, Madonna was killing it. Same with Michael Jackson vs. Usher/Justin Timberlake, etc, and Lil Kim vs. that Nicki tramp. I will admit, though, I love Gaga’s music. I never watch her videos cuz they’re weird, but I have a lot of her music. cuz she can actually *sing*, compared to a lot of crap “artists” raping my eardrums.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
I swear I can’t tell the difference.
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
I threw up in almost every car my mommy ever owned.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Alvin and the Chipmunks, according to my mother. She said I’d wake up from my naps when hearing the theme song come on. Do, do, dodododo! :3
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
Why buy the cow when you can get the bacon for free?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Something in Japan, gosh DARNIT~!
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney Bean? Black Bean? Pinto Bean?

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
Not exactly. If it’s got vampires and/or werewolves I’ll give it a shot if it looks good (NO EFFING TWILIGHT).
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Who says I haven’t? 😉
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween?
A Black Widow – as in a widow in all black, with a widow’s weed veil and everything. It was awesome. I felt like Queen Victoria. 8)
44: If you could permanently change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
Jet black. I hate this brownish crap I have to deal with.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
Yeah, the same old Pepsi bottle I’ve been lugging around. I need a new one. Cuz buying water is STUPID – it pours down your tap for FREE. (Unless you’ve got a water bill – but you pay for that already, so why buy more from some schmo company who’s exploiting the workers and stripping the land of its resources all for monetary gain?)
47: City or nature person?
Bedroom. Asleep.