Rules: find any 3 fictional characters that describe you or that you can relate to. You also don’t have to explain, you can just pick three characters.
I’ve seen y’all doing this on my dash, and figured I’d contribute.
It should be more than obvious who I’m gonna pick though.
#4: Honorable Mentions – MORGAN LE FAY, MEDEA, and SAILOR PLUTO
#3: MORTICIA ADDAMS *snap snap*
Because Normal is an Illusion! ❤
I’m pretty sure I’ve said before that I love me some Morticia, especially Anjelica Houston’s version. (Hell, Anjelica Houston, period.) The woman is just GOALS, okay?
#2: HERA, QUEEN of the GODS
People can say what they will about Hera. I say she’s just as much a victim as the women she harassed, if not more so; being the goddess of Marriage, Motherhood, and Childbirth, all while stuck in a hopeless marriage to her own baby brother who somehow holds authority over her (effing Patriarchy), meanwhile Zeus gallivants around disrespecting her as he cheats around with all those floozies and acts like she’s the crazy one when she gets mad! Like – motherf–! >_< Drag ALL those wenches, Hera. I got your back.
#1: My ultimate spirit animal: MALEFICENT
Dark faery? Check. Dragon shapeshifter? Check. Dressed in black? Check. Will cut a mofo if they don’t invite her to the shindig with all the free food and party favor gift bags and curses the baby for 16 years cuz reasons? Check.
This magnificent bish.
True story: the little one’s been calling me “Jaleficent” for like 3 years now. Jack Skellington & Maleficent combined, she says. She knows me so well! *touched sniffling*
As usual, I tag whoever. Just do it and say I tagged you.
The Faery's Gifts 