The “bucket” list: M&Ms

willky12 replied to your post: “Backed Up Replies”:

You don’t have the bucket? What?!?!? I thought everything was bigger and better there haha, you need to move Down Under girl! 😉 http://www.kmart.com.au/product/mms-milk-chocolate-party-bucket—710gms/786303

See.

I was almost about to start ranting and raving over here, cuz I used to work at effing Kmart and we NEVER ONCE had giant frikkin buckets of M&Ms!

But then I noticed the 710g size on the bucket, and after using Google to convert it to ounces (cuz I don’t do math), I calmed down, cuz I was about to catch a case and go to prison! XD

Apparently 710g = 25oz, so America’s actually worse! O_O

Biggest we get at Kmart, Walmart & Target (IDK about Costco & BJs), are the 42oz (or rarer 56) party bags. More common are the smaller 10 – 20oz “family/large“ bags though – the big party bags are effing expensive. >_<

^If anyone wanted a picture of what Heaven looks like, look no further than your local candy aisle, ‘kay? It’s the only good thing that came out of capitalism.

When I can afford it I go for the Party bag, but that’s usually for special occasions like having finished all my chores or helping an old person cross the road or something big like that.

I can eat a 42 ounce bag of M&M Peanuts in two days, which means I cram in 1190 grams of chocolatey nutty deliciousness (wow, that sounds pervy) within 48 hours. Lord.

I want some M&Ms now.

But it’s raining outside, ew.

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